(Correction: I'm about to go to school to BECOME a programmer. But as of now the only language I know is TI-BASIC)
T'was brillig, and the slithy toves Did gire and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogroves, And the momerath's outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The jaws that bite, the claws that catch;
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch."
Umm......hello? (Crickets chirping.....) Anyone there?
T'was brillig, and the slithy toves Did gire and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogroves, And the momerath's outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The jaws that bite, the claws that catch;
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch."